Since when was I a smurf?

_{[ Does he even want to know this? Sure, he has blue hair, but that just makes no sense! ]}

Mother-in-law? I'm not married? Anyway, it's advised to not drink soda that often, but I suppose a small glass a day isn't bad under moderation. Root beer has some sugar in it, of course, though I don't remember the exact amount. I'm sure I could look at my past notes and determine it for you if you would like?

_{[ He's always excited about experiments, okay. ]}

Pressure to have a perfect audition so that I could join the team. _{[ His was...much less than perfect. ]} Huh--why would I sue them? It's fine, really, I expected it--also why would I want laser eye surgery? _{[ Can't you see this is a glasses character here... ]}