You'll see some day, my young smurf friend.

[sage nod]

So like every day, basically, before work or a root beer before your mother in law comes to inspect the floors subtly every single week? Wait, how much sugar does root beer have...?

[oh no that's kind of adorable, he's all excited about his lame soda experiment...awwww....bless his nerdy heart]

Pressure? To kick ass at running or to join? That's called intimidation, you could have sued, you know. Gotten enough money for laser eye surgery and everything.