[Her smile is sad, and she tuts and shakes her head. Even goes as far as to reach out and pat his shoulder]

You poor, sad boy. If only you knew what fate befell you. Maybe some day you'll see.

[she kinda doubts it though]

True, but they either know this by now or have also stopped caring. Mountain Dew? That's actually not that surprising considering it's pure of the stuff.

Ooooh, so they made you nervous or something? That's kinda cute...